People like this make me want to climb a bell tower:

ADubYah32: i'm half a lipstick lesbian
carpediumbaby: lipstick?
ADubYah32: super girly not a butch
carpediumbaby: yeah, I would be one of those if I had a vagina
ADubYah32 : but i don't like butch girls
ADubYah32 ): i would rather date a guy
carpediumbaby ): guys are all assholes
ADubYah32 ): not all of them
ADubYah32 : i know some really nice guys
carpediumbaby ): liers
ADubYah32 ): thats not true
carpediumbaby ): in your world it isnt
ADubYah32 ): in the real world it isn't
ADubYah32 ): they guys i'm talking about are the most genuine, true people i have ever met
carpediumbaby ): gay?
ADubYah32 ): that doesn't mean they lie and are nice and it doesn't mean they are mean to everyone, but hey thats the way the world is
ADubYah32 ): no
ADubYah32 (): why would you ask that?
carpediumbaby ): because the only guy I know that comes close to being a good person is gay
ADubYah32 ): hmm...probably not a good generalization to make
carpediumbaby ): well obviously straight men are all assholes
ADubYah32 ): the guys i know are straight
ADubYah32 ): well except justin
ADubYah32 ): but he is about one of 8
carpediumbaby ): wow
carpediumbaby ): you must live in a nice part of town or something
ADubYah32 ): or maybe i only waste my time on good people
carpediumbaby ): true
carpediumbaby ): I just dont really talk to people
ADubYah32 ): then i don't see how you can make judgements
carpediumbaby ): because of people I know at work in cedar rapids
ADubYah32 ): so those few people are going to shape your entire world view?
carpediumbaby ): actually we have 3000 people a wekk come through the theater
ADubYah32 ): hi
ADubYah32 ): i worked at the theatre
ADubYah32 ): i know that people can be assholes
ADubYah32 ): but i haven't let those jackasses shape how i percieve everyone
carpediumbaby ): I just think that, as a whole, humans blow goats
ADubYah32 (): you seem to have a very petty small minded view of the world

Oh there's more. This is why i didn't talk to him for about a year:

SmkingNun: i'm bored
carpediumbaby: burn some dvds
SmkingNun: i just got out of the shower
SmkingNun: whatre you doing?
carpediumbaby: I am burning some dvds
carpediumbaby: Death: Live in LA
SmkingNun: hot
carpediumbaby: yeah, I love death
carpediumbaby: great band
SmkingNun: i'm more of a television girl myslef
carpediumbaby: I despise television
SmkingNun: the band?
carpediumbaby: the propaganda
SmkingNun: MARQUEE MOON DUMBASS!!!
SmkingNun: everyone should own that
carpediumbaby: no
carpediumbaby: who ever controls the screen controls your mind
SmkingNun: okay...we aren't on the same page here
carpediumbaby: and theres no fucking way in hell im letting mr ted turner implant his propaganda bullshit behind my eyes
SmkingNun: television is an amzing band that holds influence on most modern day rock, Marquee Moon is their most popular LP
SmkingNun: now do you understand?
carpediumbaby: ..........
carpediumbaby: a band named television needs to be shot
SmkingNun: fuck you
SmkingNun: you've never even heard them
SmkingNun: listen then judge
carpediumbaby: are they emo?
SmkingNun: shit no mother fucker
carpediumbaby: then I might listen
carpediumbaby: I know its gay, but I absolutly REFUSE to listen to emo
carpediumbaby: I will even listen to COUNTRY over emo
SmkingNun: for someone who isn't into propaganda and the mass controlling/judging/sedatig of a culture you sure have some dumbass convictions
SmkingNun: no emo
carpediumbaby: I just hate the message it gives people
SmkingNun: thats just a label given to a band to "help" people get interested in them
carpediumbaby: funny you mention label
carpediumbaby: because emo bands by definition dont have a label
SmkingNun: not Label
SmkingNun: classification
carpediumbaby: I know
carpediumbaby: its ironic, because something that has no label, is supposed to be unlabeled
SmkingNun: the world is irony, don't get used to it, it will only change
carpediumbaby: the world can suck my balls
SmkingNun: why don't you jsut get in a fatal car accident
carpediumbaby: I have thought abou tit
carpediumbaby: I decided I didnt want to hurt anybody who could be innocent
carpediumbaby: or squirrels
carpediumbaby: those little fuckers are cute
SmkingNun: you're taking up space by saying that you hate everything but then going against your "convictions" because the world controls you and no matter what you try you can't be a radical
carpediumbaby: no, I dont hate everything
carpediumbaby: I love kittins
carpediumbaby: kittens fucking rock
SmkingNun: but then they grow into cats
carpediumbaby: which are even cooler
SmkingNun: but remember there will always be more kittens
carpediumbaby: anything that sleeps over 2/3 of its life, rocks
SmkingNun: so by definition...you?
carpediumbaby: suprisingly
carpediumbaby: n
carpediumbaby: o
SmkingNun: well i've got to go to dinner
carpediumbaby: ttyl

So maybe in another year he will finally be worth convering with.